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Yo momma's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck

Yo momma's so fat when I watch tv and she walks in front of it I miss 3 episodes of my show

Yo momma's so fat after she got off the carousel the horse limped for a week

Yo momma's so fat and dumb she used saturn's ring as a hula hoop

Yo momma's so fat and short and yo daddy so tall and skinny they stand next to each other and make the number 10

Yo momma's so fat and stupid her waist size is larger than her IQ

Yo momma's so fat at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts

Yo momma's so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction

Yo momma's so fat even her clothes have stretch marks

Yo momma's so fat even her shadow has stretch marks

Yo momma's so fat every time she turn around its her next birthday

Yo momma's so fat her belly button has got an echo

Yo momma's so fat her belt size is the equator

Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard

Yo momma's so fat her favorite blouse is a tent

Yo momma's so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs

Yo momma's so fat her picture takes two frames

Yo momma's so fat her shadow weighs 50 pounds

Yo momma's so fat her yearbook picture is an aerial photograph

Yo momma's so fat I gain weight just by watching her eat

Yo momma's so fat I had to take 2 planes 3 buses and 5 cabs just to get on her good side

Yo momma's so fat I ran around her twice and got lost

Yo momma's so fat I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4 5 6 7 and 8

Yo momma's so fat I swerved to miss her but ran out of gas

Yo momma's so fat I think its a new world record

Yo momma's so fat I've known her all my life and I still havent seen ALL of her

Yo momma's so fat my dog bit her and died of high cholesterol

Yo momma's so fat people use her dandruff as quilts

Yo momma's so fat she broke a branch off of the family tree

Yo momma's so fat she broke her leg and gravy dripped out

Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion

Yo momma's so fat she deep fries her toothpaste

Yo momma's so fat she eats biscuits like tic tacs

Yo momma's so fat she eats cereal out of a satellite dish

Yo momma's so fat she entered a fat contest and won first second and third

Yo momma's so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon

Yo momma's so fat she fell in love and broke it

Yo momma's so fat she fills up the bath tub and then she turns on the water

Yo momma's so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra fat jumbo and ohmygoditscomingtowardsus

Yo momma's so fat she gobbles down Cookies as if they were tictacs

Yo momma's so fat she goes to a restaurant looks at the menu and says Okay

Yo momma's so fat she got a new job at the Cinema, she works as the screen

Yo momma's so fat she got her baby pictures taken by satellite

Yo momma's so fat she got tired climbing the escalater

Yo momma's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo momma's so fat she had to be baptized in the Atlantic Ocean

Yo momma's so fat she had to roll over 4 times just to get an even tan

Yo momma's so fat she has a parttime job as a trampoline

Yo momma's so fat she has TB: Two bellies

Yo momma's so fat she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets

Yo momma's so fat she has to wear a three piece bathing suit

Yo momma's so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Yo momma's so fat she jumped in a pool and cause a tidal wave

Yo momma's so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo momma's so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

Yo momma's so fat she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic

Yo momma's so fat she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck

Yo momma's so fat she makes Free Willy look like a TicTac

Yo momma's so fat she needs a map to find her butt

Yo momma's so fat she once told me she could eat a horse, and she wasn't kidding

Yo momma's so fat she once went on a seafood diet, whenever she saw food she ate it

Yo momma's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller

Yo momma's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin

Yo momma's so fat she ran outside in a yellow dress all the kids started running after her cause they thought they missed the bus

Yo momma's so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washingtons nose

Yo momma's so fat she sat on the Bible and Jesus popped out

Yo momma's so fat she shaves her legs with a lawn mower

Yo momma's so fat she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H D

Yo momma's so fat she thinks a balanced meal is a ham in each hand

Yo momma's so fat she tried to get an all over tan and the sun burned out

Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials

Yo momma's so fat she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease and the doctor gave her 17 years to live

Yo momma's so fat she was in the New York Times last week on page 5 6 7 8 and 9

Yo momma's so fat she went on a light diet, and as soon as its light she starts eating

Yo momma's so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book

Yo momma's so fat she's once twice three times a lady

Yo momma's so fat she's taller lying down

Yo momma's so fat someone tries to take a picture of her with a digital camera and it read Not Enough Space

Yo momma's so fat the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts

Yo momma's so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo momma's so fat to her light food means under 4 Tons

Yo momma's so fat when it says all-you-can-eat it still ain't enough

Yo momma's so fat when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part as the big rolling ball

Yo momma's so fat when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too

Yo momma's so fat when she farted she launched herself into orbit

Yo momma's so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again

Yo momma's so fat when she opens the Fridge it says I give up

Yo momma's so fat when she sat on a TV it turned into a flat screen

Yo momma's so fat when she sits in the classroom she sits next to everyone

Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet

Yo momma's so fat when she tiptoes everyone yells Stampede

Yo momma's so fat when she turns around people give her a welcome back party

Yo momma's so fat when she was born she didn't get a birth certificate she got blue prints

Yo momma's so fat when she was walking in her jeans I swear I smelled something burning

Yo momma's so fat when she wears a purple sweater people call her Barney

Yo momma's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people run after her and call Taxi

Yo momma's so fat when the cashier at KFC asked what size bucket she wanted she said the one on the roof

Yo momma's so fat you could slap her butt and ride the waves

Yo momma's so fat that she was asked to star as the whale in the movie Moby Dick

Yo mamma's breath smells so bad that when she yawns her teeth duck <~~~~ This One's The Best!!!<-- Jenni's FavouriteSinging Indiana Jones Theme Tune!!Invite As Friend
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